last night’s episode of “Real Housewives of New York City”

Bravo’s “Real Housewives of NYC” was a bit uneventful last night.

Simon and Alex who claims not to like the Hamptons were still there; they went shopping, spending about $8,000 on clothing, including a pair of green suede shoes for Simon, GAY!

They later went to the beach and spent the entire time complaining about, the water being too cold, not being able to see the bottom of the ocean, how they were happy they did not bring their kids to the beach with them, yada, yada, yada….

Yes, Simon did wear a speedo, but he quickly covered it up by saying, “When you are in Rome…,” he then put on “normal” swim trunks.

LuAnn, what an ass she is.  The American Cancer Society was honoring the pseudo Countess and her husband, and everyone in the joint was busy chatting away, including LuAnn. 

Because she was so busy chatting away, she did not hear the MC addressed her by her ‘official’ title so of course, she got upset and took the mike from the MC and asked the group to be quiet.

Ms. LuAnn then walked back to her table and continued to chat away, again.

Ramona wasn’t on much last night.  I think she had work done on her face.  She bothers me, I find her very disturbing, I am not sure why, but she always looks like she is on something.

Bethenny is staying will Jill in the Hampton for the entire summer.  Jill’s parents came to visit and her mom adopted Bethenny, who is beginning to be too needy.

Kelly goes to a high society party blah, blah, blah…

Like I said, uneventful.